Monday, September 9, 2013

Here's Your Monday Night Abbreviated Pump Up

I can't believe it's football time again. I can't believe the Bears beat the Bengals, either. How hard were you laughing at that personal foul at the end? The greatest, man. The absolute greatest.  Anyway...

Pump Up Man Song



Pump Up Cover Song



The Melvins cover Butthole Surfers

Pump Up Man Product



Makerbot Digitizer. Totally rad.

Pump Up Ridiculous Prediction For Tonight's Games



  • Donte Stallworth will kill another man.  Somehow. 


Pump Up Less Ridiculous Predictions About Monday Night Football



  • Houston will score the most points
  • Michael Vick will get clotheslined, and you'll love it
  • RG III will score more than TMC III
  • Philip Rivers will get sacked 5 times, flagged for a personal foul once, and actively be seen crying

Pump Up Netflix Recommendation


The Expendables 2, no seriously it's rad!







1 comment:

Run TMC said...

Perhaps RGIII could score more than me, it's possible. In my experience, IIIs always have high scoring potential, so I can't rule it out.