Wednesday, December 19, 2012

Tom. Freaking. Brady.

You really want to do this to yourself, Pan? Do you really want to go there?


One of the top five quarterbacks of all time, by any measure, and if he gets another ring before he retires he'll be in the top two. Multiple league MVPs and Super Bowl MVPs. First quarterback in NFL history to lead his team to ten division titles. Destroyer of fools. Tom. Freaking. Brady.


Dumps his pregnant Hollywood actress girlfriend to hook up and marry one of the hottest women on the planet. Brad Pitt did the same thing years ago (minus the preggers part) and still to this day gets crucified for it in the tabloids. Tom? No one cares. Men want to be him. Women want to be with him. Tom. Freaking. Brady. 


Oh, yeah, he's also a fantasy beast. Go ahead and bring it with your Birthmark Boy, Pan. This'll be fun.

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