Man, what a bummer. His wife said he hadn't been drinking, and I desperately wanted to believe he had some weird condition where he drove in his sleep. It would be the weirdest damn thing, right? I guess the only thing we can be glad about is that the only person he hurt was himself.
Anyway, here's your PUMP UP RIP ROB BIRONAS IN MEMORIAM SONG
What a bummer. Anyway, back to other unreasonable predictions that you don't think will come true:
Anyway, here's your PUMP UP RIP ROB BIRONAS IN MEMORIAM SONG
What a bummer. Anyway, back to other unreasonable predictions that you don't think will come true:
- Anquan Boldin accidentally catches an eagle; the 49ers still lose
- The Chiefs watch the Royals playoff game and get inspired to win. Unfortunately for their fans, it's to win at chess.
- Jamaal Charles beats Big Blue
- Giants win the World Series, a senile Archie Manning cries with pride for Eli
- The Eagles fire LeSean McCoy, gets picked up by The Browns, gets in a fist fight with Johnny Manziel, they trade Manziel to the Houston Oilers (they actually just stick him in the Astrodome where he has to compete in a Hunger-Games-like fight for survival with the homeless bums camping there.
- Bears win 56-17
More Pump Up Business
Pump Up Man Song
Pump Up Lame Cover Song
I didn't know what an over-show-choired country music voice would sound like. You'd assume I would know, growing up in Paris, but I think this is the first I've heard it.
Pump Up Uncrate Man Product
GoSun Solar Stove. Hippie tailgating. Looks like it doubles as a weapon. Sold.
Pump Up Man Food
Taco Bell Spicy Potato Taco. It's on the dollar menu and meatless. and according to my Fitbit, has less calories than you think it does.
Pump Up Tim & Eric Bits
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