Sunday, September 30, 2012

Did You Know There Was Football Today? Your Pump Up Has Arrived

This past week I watched Walking Dead Season 2, Fringe Season 4, and Dexter Season 6. Can I tell you something beyond stupid about Dexter Season 6? The DVDs come with an unskippable Showtime commercial at the beginning of EACH DISC that spoils the end of the season. You can't skip it! It's literally the entire final scene of the season! I keep this in mind, because no matter what stupid shit I do in fantasy football, it's never as stupid as that. So let's get to pumping. Wait...

Pump Up Man Song



Pump Up Cover Song


Lame Pump Up Song To Remind You That My Kicker Is Rob Bironas (RIP)


Pump Up Uncrate Man Product


Prometheus. Fuck all of you, I love this movie.

Pump Up Man Snack



Isn't it Honey Bee weekend? Treat yourself to some carny food. Big elephant ear fan right here.

Pump Up Insane Predictions


  • A defensive end shits his pants
  • Tom Brady puts up 40 fantasy points
  • A Brett Favre to Jacksonville rumor starts
  • Berman chokes on live television
  • Michael Vick gets castrated by dogs


Pump Up Brandon Marshall Video Tell You What a Dick Warren Sapp Is


You'll have to click here. Embedding is being a dick.

1 comment:

Dustin said...

you were not far off on the Brady score 37.