Ok Forte, it's time we have a talk. I know you are on Tim's team. I know it wasn't your idea. Because of this I made sure to get a huge lead before your game. Now here is what is up. I have you in my Yahoo league, I am really hurting, trailing to my ex girlfriend, yea you remember her right. Now do me a solid. Help the Bears win the game against the Giants first and foremost and then, do so by scoring 49 fantasy points! Yeah that way I beat Tim by 1 point and end up winning my other game. You can do this man, you can do this.
Help me Matt Forte, you are my only hope!
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DEAR MATT, MY SON,HIS QB,& ANOTHER PLAYER/FRIEND HAD THE OPPORTUNITY TO MEET YOU RECENTLY AND I CANNOT EXPRESS MY GRATITUDE FOR YOU! (AND OF COURSE HIS COACHES!) MY SON PLAYED DEFENSIVE LINE THROUGH HIS YOUTH YEARS BUT WHEN HE STARTED HIGH SCHOOL, HIS COACHES SAW SOMETHING DIFFERENT AND PULLED HIM OFF THE LINE. HE WAS THE NEW KID AT SCHOOL, HE BEGAN SCHOOL A FEW WEEKS LATER THAN THE REST, AND AS TALL & THICK AS HE IS... HE WAS SHY & NERVOUS!! I WALKED HIM OUT TO THE FIELD FOR HIS FIRST PRACTICE TO INTRODUCE OURSELVES AND THE COACHES RAN TO US YELLING AT ME "IS HE OURS?? ARE YOU MOM? PLEASE TELL ME HE IS OURS!" I KNEW HE WAS GOING TO BE A SUCCESS. THEY SNATCHED HIM FROM ME AND WITHIN TWO WEEKS MY SON CAME HOME INFORMING ME HE HAD BEEN TAKEN OFF THE LINE. THE COACHES SAW WHAT MIKEY HAD IN HIM AND MOVED HIM TO STARTING CENTER. HE WAS SCARED HE WOULDNT SUCCEED. I SPOKE TO HIM, THE COACHES PUSHED HIM, THEN HE MET YOU! YOU GAVE HIM COURAGE AND STRENGTH TO GIVE 100% & THAT IS JUST WHAT HE DID!! HE HAD ME RUNNING UP AND DOWN THE SIDELINES SCREAMING!!! HE MADE ME ONE OF THE PROUDEST MADRES IN THE WORLD!!! RECENTLY I RECEIVED A TEXT AND IT WAS FOOTAGE OF "MY SON" HUSTLING NINE PLAYERS DOWN THE FIELD MAKING WAY FOR HIS QB TO MAKE THAT TOUCHDOWN! MATT, MY SON LOOKED IN MY EYES AND SAID "MOM, MATT SAID I CAN DO ANYTHING AND I DID!" HAPPY TEARS FILLED MY EYES THEN AS THEY ARE RIGHT NOW AS I RECITE THAT MOMENT!! THANK YOU MATT!!! MY SON HAS SUPPORT FROM ME, HIS COACHES, AND YOU!! THANK YOU!!! IT MEANS SO MUCH TO US!! MORE THAN YOU MAY EVER KNOW!!!!YOU ARE A BLESSING IN DISGUISE!SINCERELY, MISS FRANKI*GBN MADRE*
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