Friday, September 24, 2010

The Very First Courtesy Flush


The Pump Up for week 3 is coming tomorrow. Until then, here's a little space to give folks a courtesy flush.

So far in this league:

  • Dustin's done more reorganizing than Cameron did last year in Week 1, including one of the few nuggets of wisdom I've been preaching for three fucking years: Ahmad Bradshaw is infinitely better for you, the Giants, and the world than Jacobs.
  • Pan picked up Jay Cutler for Bernard Berrian, proving that diabetes is better than Brett Favre
  • FTWinsor kicked Kolb to the fucking curb, which must have been painful given the "he's our man!" "eh... we'll take the dog killer" bullshit they've put that team through. But really, a) it's Philly and b) can we really be surprised that they didn't put Kolb back in? He'll end up in Carolina by Week 6. Or Tampa Bay.
  • Briggs's ankle is scaring the shit out of me and Vince Young is a master at negative fantasy points, so I went with his breakdown coming supreme and dropped him for Briggs Version Pre-Release and picked up Urlacher.
  • Cameron as we all know did the initial dumping by putting Vincent Jackson in his rightful place.


1 comment:

FTWinsor said...

Kolb was a goner when his answer to the question "how many fingers am I holding up?" was "purple".