I'd like to commiserate over the awful Bermanisms that have taken place over the years, but the last one I saw on Monday night is the final straw in my tolerance for him.
C.C. Sabathia was referred to as, and I quote because I'd hate for you to think I did this in any way shape or form:
That mustache was a pre-defined warning! Now how will people know to hide their children from a large, perpetually sweaty, horribly tanned, poorly combed-over, porno-shop gruff voiced man like him?
The stash was horrible... yes, but i always have enjoyed his commentating. Short of that, all other things mentioned are 100% true, from his comb over to his horrible tan.
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And he shaved off his mustache. Inexcusable.
That mustache was a pre-defined warning! Now how will people know to hide their children from a large, perpetually sweaty, horribly tanned, poorly combed-over, porno-shop gruff voiced man like him?
dude, the stach was awful and epic all at the same time.
This man summarizes all that is wrong with sports broadcasting to me. I hesitate to watch football highlights due to Berman, and that's terrible.
The stash was horrible... yes, but i always have enjoyed his commentating. Short of that, all other things mentioned are 100% true, from his comb over to his horrible tan.
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