Wednesday, September 15, 2010

The Man With Leather is Now Dead to Me

I'd like to commiserate over the awful Bermanisms that have taken place over the years, but the last one I saw on Monday night is the final straw in my tolerance for him.

C.C. Sabathia was referred to as, and I quote because I'd hate for you to think I did this in any way shape or form:

"C.C. Splish-Splash-I-Was-Takin'-Sa-Bath-ia"

Dead to me. Dead. To. Me.

5 comments:

FTWinsor said...

And he shaved off his mustache. Inexcusable.

Barry said...

That mustache was a pre-defined warning! Now how will people know to hide their children from a large, perpetually sweaty, horribly tanned, poorly combed-over, porno-shop gruff voiced man like him?

The Camdog said...

dude, the stach was awful and epic all at the same time.

Run TMC said...

This man summarizes all that is wrong with sports broadcasting to me. I hesitate to watch football highlights due to Berman, and that's terrible.

Dustin said...

The stash was horrible... yes, but i always have enjoyed his commentating. Short of that, all other things mentioned are 100% true, from his comb over to his horrible tan.