Tuesday, December 3, 2013

Threatdown: Bears

Do you have a Bear on your team? If so, he is probably plotting to fuck you over when you need him most. Take Major Wright, who this week decided to sabotage my team by getting injured during a Saturday practice on a weekend in which I work and had no time to check prior to kick off. WHO THE FUCK GETS HURT IN A SATURDAY WALKTHROUGH!!! I don't even think they do contact on Saturdays. This late in the season, I don't think they do contact at all... So check your rosters closely and just remove all Bears now while you still can. Only you can prevent forest fires, and only you can be mauled by your own bear.

1 comment:

Barry said...

It turns out the best method to win as a League GM is to be way too fucking busy to pay attention.