The Draft Went Down

Here are your results, everybody. This year went super quick. If we were all in person, I think I'd've done it a little differently, just so we could all get drunk and eat nachos. But hey, it worked.

Thanks again for your patience.

Round: 1
(1) Paris Whores With Sores - Aaron Rodgers QB
(2) Champaign LS Inferno - Peyton Manning QB
** (3) Overland Park Deskshitters - Philip Rivers QB
(4) Chicago Beertossers - Adrian Peterson RB
(5) Raytown RosenRosens - Chris Johnson RB
(6) Champaign Batter Blasters - Andre Johnson WR

Round: 2
(7) Paris Whores With Sores - Ray Rice RB
(8) Champaign LS Inferno - Patrick Willis LB
** (9) Overland Park Deskshitters - Kellen Winslow TE
(10) Chicago Beertossers - Maurice Jones-Drew RB
(11) Raytown RosenRosens - Tom Brady QB
(12) Champaign Batter Blasters - Calvin Johnson WR

Round: 3
(13) Paris Whores With Sores - Michael Turner RB
(14) Champaign LS Inferno - Frank Gore RB
** (15) Overland Park Deskshitters - Brian Urlacher LB
(16) Chicago Beertossers - Michael Vick QB
(17) Raytown RosenRosens - Roddy White WR
(18) Champaign Batter Blasters - Jamaal Charles RB

Round: 4
(19) Paris Whores With Sores - Anquan Boldin WR
(20) Champaign LS Inferno - Hakeem Nicks WR
** (21) Overland Park Deskshitters - T.J. Ward S
(22) Chicago Beertossers - Greg Jennings WR
(23) Raytown RosenRosens - Rashard Mendenhall RB
(24) Champaign Batter Blasters - Arian Foster RB

Round: 5
(25) Paris Whores With Sores - Jerod Mayo LB
(26) Champaign LS Inferno - Mike Wallace WR
** (27) Overland Park Deskshitters - Larry Fitzgerald WR
(28) Chicago Beertossers - Antonio Gates TE
(29) Raytown RosenRosens - Vincent Jackson WR
(30) Champaign Batter Blasters - Drew Brees QB

Round: 6
(31) Champaign Batter Blasters - Reggie Wayne WR
(32) Raytown RosenRosens - LeSean McCoy RB
(33) Chicago Beertossers - Miles Austin WR
** (34) Overland Park Deskshitters - Darren McFadden RB
(35) Champaign LS Inferno - Steven Jackson RB
(36) Paris Whores With Sores - Jason Witten TE

Round: 7
(37) Paris Whores With Sores - DeSean Jackson WR
(38) Champaign LS Inferno - Dwayne Bowe WR
** (39) Overland Park Deskshitters - DeAngelo Williams RB
(40) Chicago Beertossers - Matt Forte RB
(41) Raytown RosenRosens - Dez Bryant WR
(42) Champaign Batter Blasters - Jermichael Finley TE

Round: 8
(43) Champaign Batter Blasters - Peyton Hillis RB
(44) Raytown RosenRosens - Jeremy Maclin WR
(45) Chicago Beertossers - Mike Williams WR
** (46) Overland Park Deskshitters - Justin Tuck DE
(47) Champaign LS Inferno - Owen Daniels TE
(48) Paris Whores With Sores - Terrell Suggs LB

Round: 9
(49) Paris Whores With Sores - Plaxico Burress WR
(50) Champaign LS Inferno - Josh Freeman QB
** (51) Overland Park Deskshitters - Knowshon Moreno RB
(52) Chicago Beertossers - Matt Schaub QB
(53) Raytown RosenRosens - Vernon Davis TE
(54) Champaign Batter Blasters - James Harrison LB

Round: 10
(55) Champaign Batter Blasters - LaRon Landry S
(56) Raytown RosenRosens - Paul Posluszny LB
(57) Chicago Beertossers - Ray Lewis LB
** (58) Overland Park Deskshitters - Ben Roethlisberger QB
(59) Champaign LS Inferno - LeGarrette Blount RB
(60) Paris Whores With Sores - Marques Colston WR

Round: 11
(61) Paris Whores With Sores - Jahvid Best RB
(62) Champaign LS Inferno - Yeremiah Bell S
** (63) Overland Park Deskshitters - Santonio Holmes WR
(64) Chicago Beertossers - Jared Allen DE
(65) Raytown RosenRosens - Eric Berry S
(66) Champaign Batter Blasters - Kenny Britt WR

Round: 12
(67) Champaign Batter Blasters - Tony Romo QB
(68) Raytown RosenRosens - Nate Kaeding K
(69) Chicago Beertossers - Brandon Lloyd WR
** (70) Overland Park Deskshitters - Mario Manningham WR
(71) Champaign LS Inferno - Trent Cole DE
(72) Paris Whores With Sores - Julius Peppers DE

Round: 13
(73) Paris Whores With Sores - Joe Flacco QB
(74) Champaign LS Inferno - Percy Harvin WR
** (75) Overland Park Deskshitters - Stephen Tulloch LB
(76) Chicago Beertossers - Ahmad Bradshaw RB
(77) Raytown RosenRosens - Osi Umenyiora DE
(78) Champaign Batter Blasters - Charles Johnson DE

Round: 14
(79) Champaign Batter Blasters - Brandon Marshall WR
(80) Raytown RosenRosens - Steve Johnson WR
(81) Chicago Beertossers - Wes Welker WR
** (82) Overland Park Deskshitters - Austin Collie WR
(83) Champaign LS Inferno - Jon Beason LB
(84) Paris Whores With Sores - DeMarcus Ware LB

Round: 15
(85) Paris Whores With Sores - Charles Woodson CB
(86) Champaign LS Inferno - Marcedes Lewis TE
** (87) Overland Park Deskshitters - Tyvon Branch S
(88) Chicago Beertossers - Michael Griffin S
(89) Raytown RosenRosens - Dallas Clark TE
(90) Champaign Batter Blasters - Greg Olsen TE

Round: 16
(91) Champaign Batter Blasters - Neil Rackers K
(92) Raytown RosenRosens - Matt Ryan QB
(93) Chicago Beertossers - Robbie Gould K
** (94) Overland Park Deskshitters - Robert Mathis DE
(95) Champaign LS Inferno - Pat Chung S
(96) Paris Whores With Sores - Tony Gonzalez TE

Round: 17
(97) Paris Whores With Sores - Troy Polamalu S
(98) Champaign LS Inferno - Elvis Dumervil LB
** (99) Overland Park Deskshitters - Rob Gronkowski TE
(100) Chicago Beertossers - Jimmy Graham TE
(101) Raytown RosenRosens - Lawrence Timmons LB
(102) Champaign Batter Blasters - London Fletcher LB

Round: 18
(103) Champaign Batter Blasters - Eric Weddle S
(104) Raytown RosenRosens - Josh Brown K
(105) Chicago Beertossers - Lance Briggs LB
** (106) Overland Park Deskshitters - Stephen Gostkowski K
(107) Champaign LS Inferno - Felix Jones RB
(108) Paris Whores With Sores - Joseph Addai RB

Round: 19
(109) Paris Whores With Sores - Mario Williams DE
(110) Champaign LS Inferno - Lee Evans WR
** (111) Overland Park Deskshitters - BenJarvus Green-Ellis RB
(112) Chicago Beertossers - Bernard Pollard S
(113) Raytown RosenRosens - Donte Whitner S
(114) Champaign Batter Blasters - Kyle Vanden Bosch DE

Round: 20
(115) Champaign Batter Blasters - Sidney Rice WR
(116) Raytown RosenRosens - John Abraham DE
(117) Chicago Beertossers - Rob Bironas K
** (118) Overland Park Deskshitters - Nick Folk K
(119) Champaign LS Inferno - Billy Cundiff K
(120) Paris Whores With Sores - Mason Crosby K