Pan vs Dustin

Our game comes down to one man. Jared Allen. This one man is already responsible for what can only be called the worse thing that has happened to humanity...the mullet infection. I mean look at it. At first it started with the red necks, the walmart crowd, truckers, but now its even made its way to children. For serious, it's time to stop the home schooled Jared Allen and ensure that Jay Cutler has plenty of time to blow out the Vikings!

Now some exhibits of what Jared Allen is responsible, evidence for why he must be stopped!