Stephanie informed me today that she was making a fantasy football team. I will now share for you the entirety of what she informed me of. Keep in mind, all players are on the field at all times.
- Team name: Awesome-O Hatshitters (named after my cat)
- QB1: Peyton Manning
- QB2: Eli Manning
- QB3: Elvis Grbac
- QB4: Donovan McNabb (who she thinks left the Eagles because he hated Michael Vick)
- QB5: Rex Grossman ("just to piss you off! HA!")
- "White-out": Ocho Cinco
- "Other Catcher": Terrell Owens
- Cheerleader: Jared Allen
- Defensive Hair Guys: Troy Polamalu and Clay Matthews (a tandem position)
- Tight End: "Eric Northman from True Blood. Have you SEEN his tight end?"
- Isn't He Good?: Adrian Peterson
- Faith Hill Replacement: Lady Gaga (Stephanie then wrote a song called "Caught in a Bad Fourth Down"
- "Smiles": Hines Ward
- Coach: Rex Ryan (she loves Rex Ryan)
- Kicker: "That guy from the Parkland College commercial who says 'I want to BUILD things,' that way when he scores I can say 'You know, 6 weeks ago, that guy was working construction!'"
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