Saturday, October 2, 2010

Week 4: the Pump Up For Everyone






There's no point in sugar-coating it: There's just something ominous in the air, and I'm not liking it. But I'll go down swinging, this I know. Get ready for mad ups on your pump, kids.


Pump Up Man Song




Pump Up Lame Cover Song in Honor of Meghan and the Departed Sharktopus (RIP)



That's right: Kids Incorporated. Suck it, kids.

Pump Up Life Changing Nickelback Lyric

"How did our eyes get red / and what the hell is on Joey's head?" - Photograph


Pump Up Uncrate Man Product



It's the fucking Batmobile!!!

Pump Up Man Snack



Giordano's! They'll actually ship you a freaking pizza!

Predicted Albert Haynesworth Tackles

It's redemption week for Al, so he's gonna stack it up to

2

... on the year, meaning he'll get zero.

Suicide Watch List

  • Rex Grossman
  • Donovan McNabb
  • The Redskins Offense (if the first two occur)
  • Vincent Jackson's agent

2 comments:

Pan said...

that GWAR toon is nice! I need to listen to more of that.

That picture of Palin is terrifying as usual

ohh and your going down you shiny smiling robot Tim!!! I AM PUPPY HEAR ME sorta roar

Meg said...

Kids Incorporated! K-I-D-S!