Thursday, September 9, 2010

In The Year Of Our Lord 2010, On The Ninth Of September, We Have Been Given Week One: The Pump Up

Can you believe it? What better way to usher in the football season than a Tom Brady car wreck? You needn't answer this; simply relax and enjoy the sound of a billion screaming fans (and roughly a million who are crying because Brady's on their fantasy team [man up, Gregg!!]).

So, to thwart my giggling, and to continue with tradition...


Pump Up Man Song


Genghis Tron - Endless Teeth



Pump Up Lame Cover Song (In Memory of Meghan & Rob Bironas [RIP])


Creepy Dude Dealing With Puberty - California Gurls



Pump Up Life-Changing Nickelback Lyric

"Who will be the big men / give me some, yeah" - Deep

Predicted Albert Haynesworth Tackles

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Pump Up Uncrate Man Product

Gerber Epic Knife. Guys, it's epic.

Pump Up Man Snack


Suicide Watch List

  • The Minnesota O-Line
  • Reggie Bush
  • Jay Cutler's insulin


4 comments:

Dustin said...

Its like they finally found a way to blend metal with furries... im partially impressed, but mostly horrified.

Dustin said...

ah man... and when i clicked on it i thought it was gonna be a cover of the David Lee Roth California Girls song, and just when i thought i was prepared for how lame it would be... it got worse.

The Camdog said...

Man, if I wasn't already pumped about football, a lame ass cover of California Gurlzzzzzz!!!!!!11! would have done it for me. Good work sir, good work.

Meg said...

Aww, I'm flattered you kept my lame pump up cover song! I actually liked that dude, but he's not hot enough to melt my popsicle. oh oh OH oh oh.