You want a real curse? Try being drafted by the Islanders as a sure sign that you will not play most of your season.
Last year, Brian Westbrook - injured.
Michael Turner - Injured
Clinton Portis - Injured
Troy Palamalu - Injured
Osi Umenyiora - injured (played through alot of it however)
Ray Lewis - injured (played with busted knee and broken thumb - dumbass)
This year - Laurence Maroney - injured (may still play however)
Jordan Babineaux - RELEASTED BY THE TEAM... WTF Seattle?
Marques Colston - injured (is going to play with his bruised kidney)
ALF - out on charges of steroid abuse
Ray Finkle - doing 15-20 for attempted murder of Dan Marino.
Will it not fucking end?
Are there rules about taking a dump PRIOR to week 1? lol
Oh well, thus far no starters are out, but give it a week... just give it a week.
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You are a walking curse bomb.
If there's enough interest, we'll have a pre-week-1 dump.
Good Lord Ogle, walking calamity
If there is one thing I now about this league is that there are regular dumps. I'm sure if you stopped by a pharmacy you could get an early dump for this season.
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